At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I think im going to throw up on grandma
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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