I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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