And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
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