im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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