Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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