And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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