Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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