She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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