im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
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