"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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