You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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