I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
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