Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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