yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
You took a bar mat shot.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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