if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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