is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
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