Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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