i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
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