You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
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