Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
God, I missed his penis.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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