I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
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