let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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