after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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