What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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