I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
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