If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
No...this little piggys going to the bar
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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