Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
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