i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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