Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
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