Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Randomize
