shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
it's like heaven, but drunker
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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