What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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