I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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