Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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