Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
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