D3 body, D1 cock
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
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