i always forget guys have bellybuttons
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
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