let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
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