just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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