there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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