please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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