Define "chronic" masturbator.
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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