Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Randomize
