two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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