Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
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