I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
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