You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
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