So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
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