I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
you made out with another girl for some wings
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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