I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
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