I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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