he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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