i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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